How to pick a JJ team name.

This is my second year playing Junior Jazz and every year we have the same problem. What should our team name be? It has to be funny but also show that you mean business. All 8 (oh wait 9) players on the team have their own thought to be clever ideas but they all get shot down. It was this or heroin, purple turtles, ya i'll play, ill tempered sea bass, Arabian sand goggles,  are just to name a few. It is always hard to pick one name. But this year I think we've struck gold. Hope everyone has been practicing because our team has one goal and that's a championship.

Go Team Go!